I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card. Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows, but we feel like this card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't. This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud.
Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Specialty die cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
