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CODE BLUE AT THE PLAZA

Jar of Fucks To Give - Small

Code Blue at the Plaza
$18.90
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1

Use Your F*cks Wisely You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, but that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would have saved my fucks from when I was young, but I couldn’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency

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