Immaculate Deception - Christmas Card (Funny, Irreverent, Adult Greeting Card) "Immaculate Deception - Irreverent Christmas Card" Looking for a Christmas card that’s not afraid to push boundaries? Our "Immaculate Deception" card features a cheeky exchange between the Virgin Mary and Elizabeth, with Elizabeth saying, “Mary you whore, I can't believe they bought it,” hilariously casting doubt on the immaculate conception story. Perfect for friends who love bold, irreverent humor during the holidays! Inside: "Merry Christmas, whore" – because why not keep the fun going? Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch. Printed in the USA.
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