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BAD BETTY GREETING CO.

Funny "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" Hand-Crank Music Box

Bad Betty Greeting Co.
$18.90
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A bold, pocket-sized party prank—this hand-crank music box features a festive blue wooden, laser-etched outer design and plays the classic "Happy Birthday" tune when cranked. Inside the lid is the message: "Happy birthday you old fuck," making it a hilarious gag gift for milestone birthdays or anyone who enjoys blunt humor. Key Features: • Song: Plays the classic "Happy Birthday" song via a manual hand crank — no batteries required. • Exterior: Blue wooden laser-etched decorative pattern • Interior message: "Happy birthday you old fuck." • Music box dimensions — 3-1/2" W x 2" D x 1-1/2" H

Complimentary ground shipping on orders over $250. Standard delivery in 3–5 business days from our Greenvale atelier. Returns accepted within 14 days on unworn, undamaged items with original packaging. Final sale items marked at checkout.

Wheatley Plaza · 430 Wheatley Plaza · Greenvale, NY 11548

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